Alexander Yankov

That's nothing. I once lost my genetics, rocketry and stripping licenses in a single incident.

Coconuts are so far down to the left they couldn't be fit on the chart. Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock? Fuck coconuts.

There's been a lot of confusion over 1024 vs 1000, kbyte vs kbit, and the capitalization for each. Here, at last, is a single, definitive standard:

You can do this every 30 times and still have 97% rating.

Image says it all.